“Some people have so many problems that there aren’t enough cookie jars in the world to contain them.” -Jack. 203. The Collection.
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I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men’s club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.
— Jack Donaghy (30 Rock)
Submitted by (Aisling Deng)
