“I believe that when you have a problem you talk it over with your priest or your tailor or the mute elevator porter at your men’s club. Then you take the problem and crush it with your mind vice…”— Jackie D. (30 Rock, 5x09 Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish)
“I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men’s club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.”—Jack Donaghy (30 Rock)
I… am a protein… All living organisms need me to function. A basic building block of the human body. I’m made from amino acids found in ribosomes. Proteins give energy to everything. From flowers and butterflies to heroes who turn in communists.
I am a protein….
”—30 Rock s05e09 - Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish
“- (on relationship with Liz) It’s a symbiotic relationship. I’m a mighty great white shark, Lemon, and you are a remora, clinging to me with your suction cup head. I give you a free ride, and in exchange, you, uh, eat my parasites.”—30 Rock - 5x6 “Gentleman’s Intermission”
Jack:We’re giving America the perfect Christmas, Pete. There are some kids out there that. I know I didn’t. Not with Colleen around. My dad was long gone so every Christmas Colleen would bring her friend Mr. Schwarz over for dinner. And she’d make me play songs on the piano and she’d sing songs to him.
Pete:My parents divorced when I was nine…
Jack:And every year the dreadful moment arrived where I would catch Mr. Schwarz caressing my mother’s bony thigh. And I would say “Eyes on the keys, Jackie boy. Keep your eyes on the keys!” And they’d ask me to play White Christmas and it would turn into some boozy burlesque travesty. Every time I hear that song, I get aroused. What is wrong with me?