Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive.
Vote For Jack
(submitted by breakfastsafari)
I believe that when you have a problem you talk it over with your priest or your...– Jackie D. (30 Rock, 5x09 Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish)
I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or...– Jack Donaghy (30 Rock)
I… am a protein… All living organisms need me to function. A basic...– 30 Rock s05e09 - Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish
fuckyeahjackdonaghy reblogged fuckyeahlizlemon:
Money cant buy happiness, it IS happiness.– 30 Rock 5x8 College
- (on relationship with Liz) It’s a symbiotic relationship. I’m a...– 30 Rock - 5x6 “Gentleman’s Intermission”
Jack: What have children ever done for us?
Kenneth: Well, they make our shoes and wallets.
Elisa: I have to go to Church.
Jack: On Valentine’s Day? Is that a thing?
Elisa: It is the feast of the martyrdom of St. Valentine. Please Jack, don’t tell me you’re one of those convenient Catholics that only goes to church every Sunday?
Jack: With Manhattan real estate there are no rules. It’s like check in at an Italian airport
Jack: I’m off to have a real Christmas; fly to Rio, tan in the nude, bet on some monkey wrestling.
Liz: Just like Norman Rockwell always drew it.
Jack: We’re giving America the perfect Christmas, Pete. There are some kids out there that. I know I didn’t. Not with Colleen around. My dad was long gone so every Christmas Colleen would bring her friend Mr. Schwarz over for dinner. And she’d make me play songs on the piano and she’d sing songs to him.
Pete: My parents divorced when I was nine…
Jack: And every year the dreadful moment arrived where I would catch Mr. Schwarz caressing my mother’s bony thigh. And I would say “Eyes on the keys, Jackie boy. Keep your eyes on the keys!” And they’d ask me to play White Christmas and it would turn into some boozy burlesque travesty. Every time I hear that song, I get aroused. What is wrong with me?
Angie: I’m gonna be with you to the very end. I’m going to watch you die Tracy Jordan.
Tracy: She’s done it before, Jack.
Tracy: There he is. I owe you Jackie-D. When I’m on my death bead, Frenching my wife, I will think of you.
Jack: Please don’t.
Jack: The lady will be having the Tasting Menu, but with some substitutions. Instead of any of it, she’ll be having a cup of hot water with a chicken bone in it and a bowl of salted ice cubes.
Liz: What is this?
Jack: It’s L.U.N.C.H. Lego Utilization for Negating Crisis Hierarchies.
Jack: Why don’t you join Team Donaghy? We’ll win this thing then go to C.L.A.S.S.
Liz: I don’t want to a class.
Jack: No Lemon, C.L.A.S.S. it’s an acronym for Consuming Lunch and Simple Socializing.
Liz: Now that just seems intentionally confusing
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.– 30 Rock - 3x5 Reunion (submitted by tintanegra)